"Fun always ends in sadness; that's the jewish way."

Wenwen Tingting

Chinese synchronized swimmer

Harry Slutter

mountain climber

AMANDA SLAMMIN

"hi i need aman to slamin"....hahahahhahah

Pappy Van Winkle

Of the Rip Van Winkle clan.

Allcock and Balls

Famous Canadian MPs

Dick Sitting

a director coming into our work.....

Andy Brandy Casagrande

Great white shark photographer... of course

Gurbanguly Berdimuhammedow

The president of Turkmenistan

Whit Trouty

- for Burbank City Council, y'all. It has a nice ring to it.

Michael Sphincter

"hi...can i speak to Michael? Michael Sphincter?" (me in the background, "did you just say "SPHINCTER"?) the pros and cons of sitting in a room with 5 other girls at work. His name is really Sphincter. that sux.

Richard Head

my next door neighbors name in ATX....Richard Head..aka "DICK" Head

U Nu

"The first post-independance prime minister of Burma". Who knew?

Dr. Rufus von KleinSmid

Grim Natwick

Earl Scrogin

Gus Van Schmus

Rakshit Gor

Stamford, CT

Toi P. Cha-umpluke

Dick Army

apparently Family Guy had a joke about this guy involving "Vagina Navy"

Dick McCockswollen

Felch Cracksbottom

Just cus.

Dicky Fox

Sports Agent

Dick Hymen

Composer

Fuk

i forget his last name, but this was a Turkish guy in college. same vowel sound as "suit"

Candy Cherry

a married name, but amazing nonetheless

Senator Dick Durbin

Shithead Johnson

Pronounced shu-teed, no joke.

Porntip Rojanasunan

Leading forensic scientist, Thailand. (woman)

Mwanga Mintangaule

A kid from my high-school. The first 'M' is silent.

Bubbatunde Bacal

Yet another kid from my high-school.

Twaty McStickums

My porn name

Dirk Cockson

Dick Waddums

Marty McPenis

Lester Cocks-Fennel

DJ Stiff Johnson

He is real!

John Smallberries

From the priceless Buckaroo Banzai

Antwan McNutt

Child who helped paint mural in Chicago... no shit.